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15 Worst Pick-up Lines

Here is a collection of the worst pick-up lines when it comes to either Conventional or Online Dating.

15 Worst Pick-up Lines


1. Shouldn’t you be on hot mail? ;)

2. Are you religious? [Why?] Because you’re the answer to my prayers.

3. Can you give me directions…to your heart?

4. Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you’re hot!

5. Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.

6. You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

7. Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!

8. You dropped something. [What?] My jaw.

9. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.

10. Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart.

11. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

12. Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you’re the only ten I see!

13. You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.

14. There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.

15. Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are HOT

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